Hey.

Non tutte le cose finiscono come nei film. A maggiore ragione, quando si tratta di relazioni, non e’ detto che si invecchi insieme, dico, non e’ nemmeno certo che ci si conosca dopo venti, trenta, cinquanta anni. C’e’ gente che scopre che il marito collezionava cadaveri e si mangiava le frattaglie. Hey. Pensavo proprio “Hey”, oggi, mentre entravo nel galeone dei bambini, spostando un orrendo nano grasso con un calcio. E la madre a seguire con un’ancata uso coda di balena. La nave sta all’interno del parco per bambini ad accesso limitato – nessun adulto senza nani – voluto da Lady D, il primo e piu’ grande fallimento della monarchia moderna. Ci sono anche le barchine vomitose (ci sali e dondolano come il pendolo di Focault) e le sabbie umide, che entrano nelle scarpe: uno spasso.

Siamo andate a tirare i sassini ai cigni e le anatre, patito un freddo boia davanti al lago per un minuto e poi ce ne siamo andate nella mia nuova ossessione: il Whole Foods, tutto il mangiare, quattro piani di rosticceria costosa e con le targhette scritte bene, come dice Valentina, con quella scrittura che andrebbe insegnata a scuola: uniforme, grassa ma non stupidamente grassa, sessuale quasi. Io guardo le G, me lo ha insegnato lei. Dopo avere fatto la spesa, due chilometri per comprare il petto di pollo e ho lasciato perdere l’aglio, vivaddio a quale piano sta, eccoci a casa di M, futura ex moglie dell’inglese, magnifica creatura brasiliana di gamba lunga e ospite dolce, che stasera mi badera’ la figliola mentre gioco alla fidanzata. Vado a una festa. Poi a un’altra. Vado con quelli famosi.

Domani pranzeremo tutti assieme: la futura ex, io in carica, l’inglese, il futuro marito della futura ex dell’inglese, mia figlia e una coppia di finocchioni che conosco da tanto tempo. Certo, Hey, la famiglia e’ una percezione. E’ un dislocamento e moltiplicazione di affetti – perlomeno la mia. Ho chiamato la mamma, perche’ attraversando Hyde Park mi e’ venuto in mente di quando eravamo sdraiate qui, assieme, e ripetevamo “come comandano”, ridendo, riferendoci alle signore musulmane velate che vivono qui vicino, in mansions da decine di milioni di sterline. Mi manca la mamma, almeno una volta al giorno. Non tutte le cose vanno bene, e’ vero, ma guarda dove siamo oggi: non e’ un brutto posto. E uno dovrebbe essere grato al Signore, per questo.

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