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Juanita de Paola

Si chiedono, gli uomini giornalisti, dove siano finite le femministe difronte all’avanzare delle escort e delle ministre senza passato politico, che è come per una giornalista donna interrogarsi sul dove si sono infilati gli uomini in gamba davanti all’innegabile espansione dell’homo vanitosus e del suo cugino, quello che ammazza un cristiano per le infamie contro la propria squadra di calcio. E’ una serie di domande che nascono per un buon motivo ma che si dimenticano di un fatto fondamentale: senza mignotte e coglioni si va a finire per abitare un pianeta noioso, invivibile.

Nella mia fase della scapigliatura fiorentina facemmo in modo di dare asilo solo a disgraziati e donne poco serie, per ammirare da vicino l’effetto che fa una vita cosiddetta dissoluta: la giovane modella che era entrata a fare lo stage passando dalle cosce del Maestro, il ragazzo che poi è diventato donna (e che ho rivisto ad Anno Zero, per la vicenda Marrazzo) e che per comprarsi l’operazione si è fatto qualche marchetta, l’uscita di senno che mangiava solo verdure che non stavano sugli alberi, il trombettista scoppiato subito dopo la firma del contratto, l’irlandese (fichissimo) venuto in Italia a liberarsi dalle anfetamine. Erano, loro, così tanto più di questa piccola e veloce definizione, ma preferivamo passare la serata con loro che con l’orrida studentessa in pari con gli esami o il giovane e sano presentatore della televisione locale.

Ricordo le mie bocche storte, sempre stata una moralista travestita da entomologa, e i miei pensieri continui: cosa faranno questi disgraziati quando arriverà il momento di dimostrare che valgono per quello che hanno studiato, cosa succederà quando arriverà il moralizzatore che spazzerà via protetti e protette, cosa accadrà se l’ispettore scoprirà che questo è un uomo che ha cambiato la carta di identità a mano? Il fatto è che l’ispettore, il controllore, il moralizzatore sono figure che possono venire in mente solo a noi deviati, in quanto non esistono quelli che ti puniscono e ti mostrano la dritta via che quella giusta è stata smarrita. Esiste invece il lenzuolo, nel quale ti giri la notte, che ti ricorda chi sei e che hai fatto – e le preghiere per scaricare le colpe su qualche angelo custode che non ha funzionato bene.

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