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Qualche mese dopo ci eravamo risentiti, il giovane aveva preso le redini di un carro che non aveva assolutamente bisogno di essere guidato e voleva che ci mettessimo in affari insieme: ero piaciuta. Daltronde donne di stazza chilometrica e con figli sono statisticamente un jolly da assumere perchè non comportano complicazioni come storiacce sul lavoro e in genere: solide di caviglia, solide di morale. Ci eravamo rivisti, a quel punto io navigavo sempre nella settantina di chili – e mi sembra straordinario ricordarmi il mio peso giorno per giorno ma dimenticare i nomi delle persone: che cos’è, una sindrome? Voleva un ufficio assieme, avevamo vagliato qualche posto, poi era sparito.
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